THE WHITE ELEPHANT
by Rubin Battino
Cast: 4 men and 5 women. Two acts. Comedy. Set: living room.
Who can two psychotherapist turn to when their marriage starts unraveling?
In WHITE ELEPHANT, Robert and Betsy Ritter turn to their good friends
and fellow psychotherapists, Melissa and Mortimer Morgan. Melissa and Mortimer
really help out-Mortimer seduces Betsy and Melissa goes off
with Robert. But no worry, if things don't turn out, Robert and Betsy can
always get a new book out of their troubles, a book which will help others
get a "creative divorce." A situation comedy that parodies the
whacky world of psychotherapists. Book $3.50. Royalty - $30 - $20.
AUGUST 6TH
by Rubin Battino
Cast: 8 men and 3 women. 18 scenes. Set: area staging.
Jerry is a worker in the anti-nuclear war* movement. He has come to the
conclusion that speeches don't get through to audiences. Jerry coolly, logically
decides that only a media event that shocks people will get their attention.
Only something outrageous that dramatizes the point will make folks aware
of the horror of nuclear war. Despite all pleadings of his girlfriend and
cohorts, Jerry decides on self-immolation by fire, which will be taped by
companions and distributes to the TV stations with a voice over message
on nuclear war by Jerry. AUGUST 6TH brings to mind all the attention-getting
terrorists who do horrible, desperate things to get the world focused on
their cause. Hopefully, without the sacrifice of a real life, AUGUST
6TH will get some in the audience thinking. Book $3.00. Royalty - $25-$15.
MOSTLY GHOSTS
by Rubin Battino
Cast: 15 men and 4 women. One act. Set: area staging.
A lot of people get knocked off in Shakespeare's Hamlet. But they
don't hang around after they do. There is only one ghost in Shakespeare's
Hamlet. In MOSTLY GHOSTS, Shakespeare's characters share the
stage with Battino's creations. When Polonius dies, his ghost hangs around
to comment. Yorick's ghost puts in an appearance to whisper lies into the
ear of the gravedigger, which accounts for the gravedigger being so witty
with Hamlet. There there are the ghosts of Rosencrantz and Guildenstern,
Gertrude Laertes, Claudius and Hamlet. An original concept, MOSTLY GHOSTS
is an excellent entertainment for audiences that know their Shakespeare.
Book $3.00. Royalty - $15 - $10.
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