most puzzling spam award
As a long-time Internet user, I've become accustomed to spam. I'm used to seeing all kinds of bogus email. But the one I got this morning takes the prize for the wackiest thing I've seen in my inbox in a long time. See for yourself:
If you are a time traveler or alien and or in possession of government or alien technology I need your help! My entire life and health has been messed with by evil beings! If you have access to the carbon copy replica model #50 3000 series, the dimensional warp, temporal reversion or something similar please reply! I simply need the safest method of transferring my consciousness or returning to my younger self with my current mind/memory. I need an advanced time traveler to work with who can help me, I would prefer someone with access to teleportation as well as a variety different types of time travel. This is not a joke! I am serious! Please send a separate email to me at: Dragonball03@aol.com if you can help! Thanks
Uh....sorry, d00d, can't help you there.