this is no way to start the halloween season
This is honestly one of the reasons I con't make Ain't It Cool News a regular read. I'd rather read blogs by Bush boosters all day than endure the gut-churning foulness that Hollywood contemplates. Some of this stuff provokes a positively Lovecraftian reaction--I can feel the onset of gibbering insanity by beholding Foulness That Was Never Meant To Be.
Case in point: this reported script for a Dawn of the Dead (reviews of the original classic here, here, here, and here) remake. You heard me. And by the screenwriter of the Scooby-Doo movie, yet! Ye gods!