zombie link of the day
As a public service during this Halloween season, I give you the home page of the makers of the Zombie Alert system. This revolutionary product promises an early warming of the presence of the living dead--an important asset given the sobering statistic that "Ninety-five percent of Americans live within two miles of a cemetery or mortuary." The company is so sure of its product it offers a million-dollar guarantee in the event of an undetected zombie assault. Models include the standard, resembling a home smoke detector, the industrial-size model capable of detecting ghouls up to a mile away, and a personal model encased within a wristwatch. A good shotgun and one of these, and you're set for any zombie siege!*
*Well, unless they're the indestructable Return of the Living Dead-type zombies. I hate those guys. Send more cops!