another severe taunting
The Onion reports that the Dickensian Ghost of Xmas Future is tantalizing videogame enthusiasts with visions, not of sugarplums, but of the 2016 version of the PlayStation.
"You know how kids are—a year is an eternity to them," the wraithlike specter said Monday during a visit to the Southfield home of 13-year-old Josh Kuehn. "So just imagine showing them something they'll have to wait 14 years for. Teasing them with a glimpse of the PS5 is the ultimate torture. They absolutely lose their minds. It's like saying, 'Hey, kid, you'll be an old man before you ever get to touch this.'"
(via Ipse Dixit)