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That you are at least 18 years old, if a citizen of the United States, and that you are of such age as makes you authorized to access files containing nudity and erotic materials, if from elsewhere; and that you are a human being, and not a spider, sniffer, insect, or other software entity; and

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You, individually and on behalf of any principal or client you represent, and in consideration of the creator's creation of this site and his granting you access to it, furthermore release the creator of this web site from all claims and causes of action, whether now known or hereafter discovered, based on the creator's use, infringing or not, of any such intellectual property rights; and specifically release the creator of this web site despite not now having full knowledge of the extent or nature of any such claims you may learn you have.

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