Could have been a palmer, but he ain't you see
gonna molest a sheep, e's fuckhead gareth gee
got a case of hots, for ewe and ewe and lamb
gonna shag that sheep, the sheep don't give a damn
gotta have a sheep, poor ol' stump-broke thing
all fuzzy and hot, perhaps the wool won't cling
we'll sing your praises gee, you sheepfucking fool
and never we will say, shagging sheep ain't cool
shagg that fucking sheep, you won't make it sick
you sure can't hurt the sheep much, since you have no dick


        Gareth Gee, took a pee
        on bilbert and daddy suess
        oh no! says bilby, not on me
        please just stick to suess
        i've had it to here says bdz
        and now we'll get your goose
        run away, oh' fuckhead gee
        revenge is on the loose

        wilhelp, wilhelp, oh won't you wilhelp me
        my sheep look up, and what they say
        is baaa to you and me
        wilhelp, wilhelp, oh please just wilhelp me
        my sheep look up, and then they say
        please don't pee on me.

        daddy suess he had a sock
        it was a perfect fit
        bdz, he loved that sock
        and would get in quite a snit
        bilbert he stole the sock
        and made it into a tux
        bilby he wears a sock
        that suessy used to fux

        wilhelp, wilhelp, oh won't you wilhelp me
        my sheep look up, and what they say
        is baaa to you and me
        wilhelp, wilhelp, oh please just wilhelp me
        my sheep look up, and then they say
        please just pee on gee.