The Podo hymnbook


	Allll this was written in crayon on an outhouse wall by

		lung-fu louie and the five tone deaf motherf*ckers (tm)

	and here's the latest releases for the podo hymnbook.

	he's a real nadless man, shitting in his nadless pan
	we've got ours so he's not like you and me
	post's with a head so full of crap, makes him self seem a sap
	oh nadless man you're nobody at all

	nadless man, you're missin, a whole lot of diss'n
	by people that like you not at all
	nadless man, you've gotta, lame long and a lotta
	but when you've got no nads it casts a pall



	Life's quite a bitch
	it is't quite fair
	look at those nuts on the ground
	you can despair

	the've cut off his nads
	he don't have no nads
	he's lost both his nads

	isn't it sad
	don't you just moan
	was't the pain hard enough
	when you set doon

	the've cut off his nads
	he should have had nads
	he don't got no nads



	I went to podo and I asked him for thoughts but he's nadless
	I asked about cronig, he must have some thoughts but he's nadless
	What do I do, I don't have a clue, cause the're nadless
	If I had a thought, it couldn't be bought, by the nadless
	

	On a hill far away
	with their feet stuck in clay
	lays an emblem all covered with stain
	It lays on the ground
	what cums comes around
	and leaves us confused as all hell

	We'll remember the old purple shroud
	call it's name out loud
	if it wern't for the old purple shroud
	some new flaming ground would be plowed.



	Oh podo, oh podo what took you so long
	this old lame flame must be a request for anouther song
	oh nadless, oh nadless you must be quite aware
	that if I's gotta flame you, I don't have to be quite fair
	
	You've gotta have a'llota nadds to sing along
	but, I guess that leaves you out
	I'm usually not wrong.



	Actually considered (concidering the low wit of his posts) that he
might have been from microsoft, and was gonna ask, 'bill, why does
windows 95 suck so much?"
	But that would have been cruel (true, but cruel).


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