Do monks ever telecommute?

They were yakkin down the mountain
doin four miles per hour
when his poor beast of burden chose to croak

Well, they found him in the grass
with a hoofprint on his ass
and cursin cause his vow of silence broke

Do monks ever telecommute?
take a whif of psycik powder up their snoot?
do they yak inside their heads?
on their cold clammy beds?
do monks ever telecommute?

His magic modem tells him
that someones tryn ta get through
he's not gonna answer cause it's collect

his phone is of the hook
he's gonna read a book
and the busy signal no-one will suspect

Do monks ever telecommute?
give any one a psycik boot?
yakkin with a mental flame
gotta be their claim to fame
do monks ever telecommute?