Baaaah, Baaaah
God gets bored in Heaven, Him, his only begotten son
(J.C.) and the usual suspects drop down to earth to check out the
internet.
As no-one seems to have an ISP, they go to the local library
where the one and only signs on.
The time limit is 1 hour, but the old guy is playing with
the clocks again, so he's there for a while.
Soon a large line forms waiting for access, an impatient
fellow standing in line watches as the one and only is touch
typing with all nine million fingers, fire and lightning
surrounding his cubical.
Finally, he asks J.C., "He's been typing for hours, who's he
think he is, God?"
And Jesus, noticing that the old man is still on the same
flame says, "No, he thinks he's Bill Palmer."
John
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