Below is one of those cute lil' chain e-mails my dumb friend sent me. He filled it out and it made me laugh. Hopefully mine will make you laugh too...

1. What time is it?  3:22 AM (too late for me to be doing this)


2. Name exactly as it appears on your birth certificate: John Michael Wurth


3. Nicknames: Flapjack, Lenny 


4. Parents: Mike and Ann


5. Number of candles that appeared on your last birthday cake? 27 and a half


6. Date that you regularly blow them out: January 18th every single year.


7. Pets: Early Grace and Teeto Green (cats)


8. Height: taller than kids


9. Eye color: blue/green I guess


10. Hair color: dusty


11. Piercings: Used to have (ears)


12. Tattoos: 0


13. How much do you love your job on a scale from 1-10: 8


14. Birthplace: Paducah, KY


15. Hometown: Paducah, KY


16. Current Residence:  Louisville, KY


17. Ever had the drink Calypso Breeze? No


18. Been in love before? YES


19. Been to Africa?  No


20. Been toilet papering? Yeah


21. Been toilet papered? Yes, I TP'ed the wrong house.


22. Been drunk? Define "drunk"

23. Loved somebody so much it made you cry? I ain't no wimp.

24. Been in a car crash? A little bender of the ole fender 

25. Croutons or Bacon bits? Both. Hold the salad, please.

26. 2 doors or 4 (on a car):  2

27. Sprite or 7-Up: Sprite

28. coffee or coffee ice cream: Both

29. Blanket or stuffed animal? Uh, neither, why?? Did Betsy tell you something?

30. Dumpee or Dumper: Dumpee

31. salad dressing: Ranch. Keep holding the salad

32. color of socks: Multi-colored like Punky Brewster's (with separated toes, too)

33. Number: 8

34. My numerical birthday: I done told you (but for the record, 011873)

35. Place to be kissed: Ankles? (what kind of question is that?)

36. Movie: Cool Runnings, Meatballs III, Police Acadamy IV, Kazaam, Air Bud, Space Jam

37. Quote from a movie: Bleep bleep bleep! (That guy from Police Academy that makes
all those funny noises)

38. Foods: Fast

39. Day of the week:  Friday

40. Song at the moment: "Why Can't This Be Love?" (Whitesnake ROX)

40. a. Favorite singer: Lionel Richie

40. b. Favorite group: AA, oh, I mean AAA, sorry

41. TV Show: The Simpson's, Shasta McNasty

42. Word or Phrase:  "I said, 'Drop the gun'!"

43. Toothpaste: yes

44. Flower: I hate flowers

45. Least Favorite Subject: Geography

46. Alcoholic Drink: Beer, or White Russians

47. Sport to Watch: American Gladiators

48. Type of Ice: That kind made with water

49. Sesame Street Character: The Count (or Grover)

50. Disney/Warner Bros.: They both suck

51. Fast Food Restaurant: all

52. When was your last doctor visit: Couple months ago

53. What is your favorite drink? I Do the Dew, dude

54. What color is your bedroom carpet? The color and texture of a hardwood floor

55. What was the name of your childhood blanket? Didn't have one, but had 
THREE invisible friends: Table, Grover and Bdddn-Bdddn. I haven't talked to those
guys in YEARS! I should really call Bdddn-Bdddn, I miss him.

56. How many times did you fail your permit and/or license test? Is zero a time?

57. What do you think of Ouija Boards? Scary...bad experience...that is all

58. Where do you see yourself in 10 years? Reading this page and laughing

59. Who is the last person that you got mail from? Some damn credit card offer

60. Have you ever been convicted of a crime? Uh...no...I gotta go now...

61. Which single store would you choose to max your credit card? Target, MacWarehouse

62. What do you do most when you are bored?  I just sit in the corner and cry.

63. What words or phrase do you overuse? "The" (and "a")

64. Name the person that you are friends with that lives farthest away:  God. He lives in Heaven.

65. Most annoying thing is: too much to list here.

66. Best thing: See #65

67. Bedtime: 11-12(pm)

68. What time is it now? 10:31AM (Gosh that took FOREVER! I better get to bed!)