The who's who in Kahootzville. The lowdown, the skinny, the dope, the scoop. The official INTERPOL reports 

on the folks from Kahootz.


Steve Kahootz. Simply put, he's a beta-max living in a VHS world. Honest and endearing, he tries his best to do his best, but he finds it increasingly difficult to hide his frustration for the stupidity of the world.

When life zigs, some people zag. Kahootz was left in the drive-thru waiting for his plain cheeseburgers. For Kahootz, Life is something that happens to him...like getting fired and having to move in with his in-laws and resorting to substitute teaching for income because his wife quit her job on the very same day he was sacked. But he did it with a smile on his face.

 

Trina Nelson. Kahootz's wife and aspiring writer. 

How Kahootz got lucky enough to marry her is the biggest mystery of all. 

 

Painfully cool and always hip. Knows the fashions. Something of a hedonist. And definitely a feminist, much to the chagrin of her parents, who wish she were a bit more like somebody completely opposite of her. 

 

Samantha Kahootz. Kahootz's daughter and future paleontologist. For all of his self-doubt and societal anxiety, Kahootz finds overwhelming joy in his daughter.

 

Sam is quite bright and a voracious reader. She is fascinated by dinosaurs and has already discovered her first dinosaur...the Dadd-o-saurus Rex.

 

 

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