knucklehead E-FEMAIL wrote:
Why are you people so damn stoooopid? I am the only one who has an excuse, I was
born this way!
hipstermonk hipstermonk@hotmail.com wrote:
Good job, I really like the sound files. "Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read." -- Groucho
sunny@a1pro.net wrote:
Don't Worry Be Hippie !
Janine Solomon JSolo007@hotmail.com wrote:
I just want to say that you're really cute. I'm supposed to be doing a report, but I looked at
your picture and WOW! (My friend thinks you're cute, too!)
The Zeppo Police babera@rocketmail.com wrote:
Lovely page, sir, but whaddya mean, the Marxes were a great comedy "trio?" (Sigh)Poor
Herbert never got the respect he deserved. But did he grovel for public approval? Did he
beg for a musical number that did not contain the word "love" in the title? A funny hat, or a
prop, or a punchline to call his own? No! He walked away with his head held high, and we
all know what happened after that: Zeppo ended up inventing the Electro Cardio Response
Monitor, and his brothers eventually made a movie with Kenny Baker. (omitting the body
of the letter, in Zeppo's memory) All else considered, though, atsa fine page, Boss. yours,
Amanda B. Int'l Zeppo Preservation Society (vice treasurer and Minister of War)
Dennis Dillon LOUKYto LA wrote:
Wow! wutt a wub site E. J. Fudd Brad it sounds like you've become quite the star in
louisville, I think you should load up the Amigo and move to Beverly, Hills that is,swimming
pools, porn stars natural diasters, come on out we can always use a man like you.
Question, since Louisville beat Kentucky @ KY doesn't that at least make the 'ville' #1 in
the state?
David Shackleton polyglot@enta.net wrote:
25 04 98 - just returned from a FANTASTIC stage performance of Animal Crackers by
the Manchester [UK] Royal Exchange Theatre Company - it was hilarious and magic, with
all the gags from the film and plenty more. Demand that they run a tour of the USA as
well!! Or come to Britain and catch the tour! Best wishes, David
Dolores M. doeadear@earthlink.net wrote:
"I can't imagine what's holding up that coffee pot!" This, to me, is one of Groucho's most
hysterical lines! That's the scene in 'Animal Crackers' where all the silverware comes
tumbling out of Harpo's coat. The Marx Brothers humor will never go out of style. The
classic "Swordfish" scene still brings a smile: "Mary? That ain'ta no fish!" "Really? She
drinks like one!" I can't order swordfish in a restaurant without laughing! Glad to see so
many Marx Bros. websites. This is the best I've seen so far. Keep up the good work! "If
I'm a good judge of horseflesh."
Sandie wrote:
I always thought that I was the only Marx lover around! I guess that I was wrong! That
fact makes mw very happy! The Marx brothers were and still are the best comedy act
ever! They even beat Charlie Chaplin! But Charlie is still great so if you love Groucho then
you will love Charlie. Is there a Marx brothers fan club? There should be, if there is not
one then we should start one! Continue the great work. Try to get more pictures! Honk
Honk!
Sandie wrote:
"I once saw an elephant wearing my pants. I still do not know how he fit into my pants!"
Groucho Marx
Nightmask wrote:
What is the answer? [silence]. In that case, what is the question? --The last words of
Getrude Stein. I believe that says it all.
Harpo The Sequel makenkousappou74@hotmail.com wrote:
And now, a string of Marx Bros. Quotes That I can remember off the top of my head.
Why A Duck? And the boy gets a Cigar! Honhonkhonk! And there you have them. And
yes, Harpo is the name I was given when I was born( no joke! )
Kentucky Wildcats wrote:
We are the 1998 N.C.A.A. Champions! and don't you forget it.
Groucho wrote:
"I once shot an elephant in my pajamas, How it got into my pajamas Ill never know."
Groucho wrote:
Get away from that tree before it dies!
TeddyRay bbgpted@asiaonline.net wrote:
Thanks for your Web page! You're doing a service to the community and may the one
Website that saves mankind from total annihilation.
Groucho wrote:
THANKS FOR PRESERVING MY MEMORY UNTIL I GOT BACK!
Me Too wrote:
GROUCHO RULES!!!!!!!!!!!
Me wrote:
Well, I think that all right-thinking people in this country are sick and tired of being told that
ordinary decent people are fed up with being sick and tired!
dale none wrote:
had to check it out after reading in th c.j. times pretty kool, your landlord
Darma saybrookad@aol.com wrote:
Hello, I must be going. I came to say I cannot stay, I must be going. I'm glad I came but
just the same, I must be going. I'll stay a week or two. I'll stay the summer, too. But I am
telling you, I must be going.
Ari wrote:
Just wanted to say that I think your Marx stuff is great and it has brought joy into my life to
see that. It was also inpirational that you have been so open about your feelings for your
Dad. You were lucky to have such a thoughtful Dad. Take Care, Mr. Ari Goldstein
melissa maw@bigsky.net wrote:
WHO IS CLAUDIA?!?!?!?!
CLAUDIA wrote:
HI BRAD. MY BEAUTIFUL, CURVASCIOUS, BRONZE BACK ACHES. I WAS
INFORMED YOU ARE THE MAN TO GIVE ME RELIEF FROM YOUR
SUPPORTIVE FRIEND MARK CLARK KILLEBREW . WILL BE LOOKING FOR
YOU SOON TO HAVE A GOOD TIME IN THE DERBY CITY.
Brent bertar@aye.net wrote:
I want some Taco Bell!
melissa maw@bigsky.net wrote:
oops! happy belated birthday brad, sorry. bye
Charles Bonenfant cbonenfant@videotron wrote:
Your site is great!!! Continue the good work! Vive Grouncho!
Bill Post postb@juno.com wrote:
My fellow Marxist, Thankyou and thank you. It was certainly a thrill to hear my old pal
Groucho once again. Its good to know that he is being properly prserved.
Dave P macy@aye.net wrote:
On january 29 Brad will be 35 that is 140 in human years. Happy B-Day you old blank.
Paula Servant Servant@BTinternet.com wrote:
Great site mainman nice to see that Groucho and bros are still appreciated.I still find them
to be the best therapy when i am feeling down.I am responsible for one new recruit who
obviously has good taste in humour and all things.If you are out there i am missing you
more.
Da Man Powell macy@aye.net wrote:
For those of you who thought I was gone forever, I am back. Beside U of L beating U of
K in corruppt arena, the greatest outcome of a recent sporting event is the but kicking the
Broncos gave the Packers. Although I do not think it is good practice to hate anything, I
hate the Green Bay Packers.
Alistair Powell @student.shu.ac.uk wrote:
I'm a recent conscript to the wonders of the "Marx Bros" and my only regret is not finding
them earlier in my life. Top site mainman. Finally respect to my own mainman who
intoduced me to them. Hi if your out there -- I'm missing you.
Jeffery CoolJ51559@aol.com wrote:
Thanks for helping one Rosepine louisiana 6'th grade student, on his report on the Marx
Brothers for a Social Studies fair!!!
Rudy J. r2v@intergate.bc.ca wrote:
THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU, My fellow Marxists!!!
Christian fugee@aol.com wrote:
Your page on the Marx Bros. helped a lot. Thanks!
Oscar danzig98@hotmail.com wrote:
The Marx Bros., and the Three Stooges formed the actual comedy of the 90's.
ray white zeppo@zeppo.demon.co.uk wrote:
All you people rave about groucho. what about the other boys? Communicate now to get
more info on the greatest comedy team ever good luck to all for 1998
melissa maw@bigsky.net wrote:
brad, you are so beautiful to me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! bye bye
Dawn Gilge ozzie_42@hotmail.com wrote:
Your webpage helped with my report for school. Thank You so much!! Dawn
Amy at NMH entreart@aol.com wrote:
I work with your buddy Mark-"Killer"Clark Killebrew in Chicago. How is the weather in
Kentucky? Mark says that he prefers the below zero kind.
Dr. Nicolas Riviara wrote:
The Marx Brothers are the greatest ever comedians
Craig "Le Freak" Mullins craig@bestcc. com wrote:
The orangutans bark in the sunlight.
gelly gellytin@hotmail.com wrote:
mainman, it's been so long. When do I get another invite to witness a derby race?
Sandy Smith from Paducah haynz@aol.com wrote:
Brad, We just sent you a note and think it got lost so here's another. Write back let me
know ifyou know if you found our first note. Sandy
Sandy Lee Smith from Paducah haynz@aol.com wrote:
Brad baby; Had to visit your site. Hi from Beantown. I'm on Ricks computer in R.I. Send
us a note back. P.S. How bout those Celtics. P.S.S. Your tip on the Breeders Cup didn't
come in - lost $1,000. See ya - Happy Thanksgiving!! Sandy
mainman wrote:
Can you believe that this guy compared Groucho Marx to anything that was ever on TV.
What the hell is wrong with people!
will taggart wtaggar@comp.uark.edu wrote:
I would trade an entire lifetime of teelevision viiewing for a complete set of the works of
Grouch Marx and Company. He has more talent than the combined casts of ER, Seinfeld,
The Cosby Show, The Love Boat, The A-Team, Family Ties, M*A*S*H, Taxi, Soap,
Night Court, Baywatch, Star Trek, and Punky Brewster combined.
MunchkinMan (Don't Give it out) wrote:
Do they offer classes in the philosophy of groucho Marx?
de la O kristin@terez.datanet.hu wrote:
yadda yadda yadda shish boom ba Groucho's grammar was better than most
Hank Scorpio tony_o_@hotmail.com wrote:
Comedy, thy name is Groucho.
Sean Miller sam320@psu.edu wrote:
Hello!Great site and fufnny sounds :)
Shep wrote:
Top site!!!!
Mugsy 84 Mugsy84@ix.netcom.com wrote:
Thanks for all the great info and by the way would you say if he had any struggles during
his life?
kevin doyle kevin.j.doyle@smtp.orl.usace.army.mil wrote:
I've been doiung Groucho for Halloween at work and for our church picnic for over ten
years, LUV your page.
Maximiano A. Gonçalves Neto max@matrix.com.br wrote:
The Marx Brothers were by far the best and most inteligent comedians of all time. My
favorite movie is A Night at the Opera.
High School Theatre Arts teacher wrote:
I'm teaching a Marx movie as an intro to my comedy unit in class this week. Thanks for
your site and help!!
FEDERICO ALCALA falcala@hotmail.com wrote:
Sincerely I was looking the list of how many was born on the 2nd of October ( like I
was...) and ,Gee!!! there wasn´t only the great Mahatma Gandhi and I, also my favorite
comic THE GREAT, THE ONE AND ONLY, THE SUPER-DUPER GROUCHO
MARX. It was really a big surprise. So "Hasta la Vista Amigo"!!!!!
Janie janem@dontstop.demon.co.uk wrote:
Stopped by to get some info for an assignment! You are now part of one in UK!
krisanne haerr khaerr@mail.millikin.edu wrote:
HARPO IS GOD.
the killer mkillebrew@ameritech.net wrote:
hey brad, this is your old pal in the windy city. bitchin web site, i'm impressed with your
wit. anyways nothing matters because in the end the only creatures that will survive the big
one will be cockroaches and KEITH RICHARDS! how about them vikings over the
bears! who loves you baby, see you next time in the derby city. p.s. thanks for the photo of
phajina, she's such a sweet and innocent girl i'm sure
Suey Springer karad@visi.net wrote:
This would be a better world for children if the parents had to eat spinach ...
Fahhhhh-bulous page! I have a "Groucho Now" button (like Netscape), want me to send it
to ya?
24601 deanl@seanet.com wrote:
I think Harpo put it best when he said: HONK HONK
Tabby xpl27@dial.pipex.com wrote:
Groucho and co. are funnier than Monty Python - FACT! Madcap humour that can't be
beat. You can't fool me - there ain't no sanity clause!
Wendy winturbine@compuall.net wrote:
Hello I must be going! This is a wonderful website. Hooray for Captain Spaulding!
lwmjky flash.net wrote:
The true pity of the untimely demise of Elvis Presley is that it overshadowed the death of
Groucho. On this the 20th anniversary of Groucho's death, I salute his life.
Manolo Riera wrote:
GROUCHO IS NOT DEAD!!
Carme 43carru@lix.intercom.es wrote:
THANKS FOR YOUR WEB SITE!!! I LOVE GROUCHO FOR EVER
Kathy wrote:
I HEART the Marx Bros.!! Great web site!!!
Dave Spectrum Powell macy@aye.net wrote:
Since the Preakness I have high on Touch Gold, but lately I have become a Free House
fan. So when the Haskells Million roled around I got on the Free House band wagon and
you do not know I will tell you that Touch Gold won. So my prediction is that no horse will
beat Touch Gold at a distance greater than or equal to 1 mile and a eighth. And Annet will
win the next 1 mile and a sixteenth it runs in. All these predictions only stand while Silver
Charm is out of action.
BradToTheBone Viking@kickASS.com wrote:
Go VIKINGS!
Scan Rat 1 Scan Rat 1@aol.com wrote:
It ain't Scan %20 Rat 1 either. It's Scan Rat 1@aol.com OK?!
Dave$1.50Powell macy@aye.net wrote:
Starting today, if I put back ( that means save in english ) a $1.50 every week in a year I
will have saved $78.00.
Scan Rat 1 Scan Rat1 wrote:
Scan Rat1, not... Scan%20Rat%201@aol.com
ADPowers@aol.com wrote:
The Marx Brothers are the coolest besides the Fonz!
MOCK Scan Rat 1@aol.com wrote:
Mucho thanks to Mr.Bradley for for some great Sites, Sights, and Sounds! And don't
forget the password................ (Sword-fish) ;>)
Rocket rocket4@earthlink.net wrote:
Hi Brad... just stopped by to check out your page. Looks great! Let's try and meet on
cuseeme some time.
Abigail abigailes@geocities.com wrote:
Just saying hi!!!!!!!! Come and see my pic on my homepage!!!
http://www.geocities.co/Colosseum/6866!!!
David Jackman djackman@bellsouth.net wrote:
Brad! Great site! Had a blast checking out the autographs and the Mays cards. Football
season is upon us and I'm sure I'll see you soon at Jake's. Later.
mainman mainman@aye,net wrote:
Dave hasn't stopped talking since he got here, he must have been vacinated with a
phongraph needle!
Dave P. macy@aye.net wrote:
Well I hate to say it but I was right about the Belmont. However, I did`nt follow my own
advice and box my exacta ticket. It is a damn shame that Silver Charm did not win though.
Now it is time to focus on basketball, how about those jazz!! This is Dave the greek
signing off.
Dave( the shit) powell macy@aye.net wrote:
OK I was wrong about my Derby pick , because McCarron decided not to ride.
Therefore, it is now time for him to shine in the Belmont on Touch Gold. May I remind you
that in the PR=eeakness that Touch Gold put it`s face in the dirt coming out of the starting
gate and still finished just a length behind the winner Silver Charm. Brad I know that next
to me silver Charm is your #1 hero. So, Dave the Greek will pick Silver Charm - Touch
Gold as the exacta for the Belmont Stakes. But do not forget to box just in case.
bobbie Toadgrl@aol.com wrote:
Loved your site. Your audio was good and I enjoyed your quotes......I'll look at more as I
can.
Bill Main (Father of the artist) wrote:
This is an amazing website. But what do I know about websites?
Harpo Junior pbest@fujin.qub.ac.uk wrote:
HONK HONK !
Muad'Dib usul@thepoint.net wrote:
My, my, my, my, my! One minute I was surfing happily along, minding my own business.
the next I was, well, here. Just goes to show what one man and a loty of free time can do.
The changes are, well, different.
Charles D. (Don't Call Me Chas) Main cmain@kde.state. ky.us wrote:
Speaking Brother to Brother, I must say your site certainly reflects the strong intellectual
and creative influence of some incredibly hip elder sibling. In the absence of a demurer, I
shall have to take the credit for casting this long and important shadow. To your admireres
i say, "Taught him everything he knows!" To your detractors I say, "I know not the man,
and I deny him thrice." Check, please!
gellybelly gellytin@hotmail.com wrote:
heyas main man..just a note to let you know i'm still alive(barely), and that I was able to
drag my near lifeless body over to your wonderful site one more time before i officially
croak... how are things at your neck of the woods?
melissa maw@selway.umt.edu wrote:
I am sitting in beautiful Missoula, Montana right now getting ready to go out and play in the
grandeur of the mountains and breathe that crisp pacific air. I want you to know, Brad, I
think about you when I look at the hills of trees and snow and wait for you to come and
join me on the camping trip of your life. Summer is almost here, YEAH!!! If anyone would
like to embark upon a trip to Montana to explore the Clark Fork and Blackfoot Rivers
rafting, let me know and I can organize a trip for you with my rafting company, Quartz
Creek Expeditions. The larger the group, the better the deal. Come and see the last best
place in the U.S.!
John Paul the POPE of Realestate@sprynet.com wrote:
A great man once said " a woman will give sex for love and a man will give love for sex... I
luve ya baby!" Elvis.
Dave N. Powell macy@aye.net wrote:
FishBone, is that one word or Fish and Bone. Brad you know what the N stands for in my
name. It is time to stop talking about this UK shit ( excuse my language, I mean stuff ) and
starting talking about the Derby. Here is Derby central. Mark my words Chris McCarron
the jockey that got stomped on at the Jim Beam Stakes, will be on the winning mount at
the Derby and they will be talking about how great it was for him to come back from three
broken ribs just two months ago and win the
Derby.http://www.courier-journal.com/derby97/
Bradley Main me@here wrote:
No matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick and tired of putting up with her shit.
Melissa maw@selway.umt.edu wrote:
Kentucky rules!!!! Go big blue! Next year will be retribution.
Kris kradomsk@email.unc.edu wrote:
Help! I'm a UK Wildcats fan stuck living in Tar Heel country. I don't even have much
gloating material, since the teams were beat by the same tournament champs. Brad, I have
to say, I've met Wildcat fanatics, but watching the Minnesota game with you in Indy is an
experience I will never forget. Hey, Brent!
GellsBells gellytin@hotmail.com wrote:
mr. mainfish...your web page is amazing..truly enjoyed it...course now ya know i'll ~have~
to link ya up to mine...*G*
MainMother lexrot@lex.infi.net wrote:
Did I really birth all these crazy "Main people"? Of course I did! Where else did they get
all their brains and creativity?
Bruce Bruce@WebMight.net wrote:
Who is this guy "TheBrick"? A bargain is not how much you pay for something, but how
much you get for what you pay. Great Site! You have done some amazing work on the
graphics. "If you're not busy being born, you must be busy dying." Bob Dylan, American
Poet & Balladeer.
Melissa Hot Lips maw@selway.umt.edu wrote:
I want to make love to the KY Wildcats. I want to feel sweaty paws all over me in a
frenzied fury of dribbles and three-pointers. Neat section Brad, but keep it clean??? Huh??
Muad'Dib usul@thepoint.net wrote:
A Bachelor of Arts is one who makes love to a lot of women and yet has the art to remain
a bachelor.
-- Helen Rowland, American journalist
Kevin McDowell wrote:
Brad Main is the man with the plan and the plan of a man do you understand? Good
because I don't have any idea. Wake the kids I'm coming home.
Christine Sisson missmontagu wrote:
Well I must say that you are very creative...keep up the good work...
Amanda MAIN Ferguson mckinc@lex.infi.net wrote:
If you'll notice, I do claim a family relationship to the creator and host of this web site. In
fact, I am his sister. I'm impressed with your creative site and think it is pretty much
representative of your personality and your passions. My favorites are the sports and
sports card collection areas, especially the Willie Mays cards. Thanks to Brad and my 2
other brothers, I too am a sports junkie. Brad, I'll see you in Indianapolis on the 29th!!!
Michele michele_zoeller@zd.com wrote:
Brad, your site is great - very fun and creative!
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