Listen to Groucho's reMARX

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception!

Groucho Marx was a master at delivering one-liners. He is quoted by
many people, from the biggest comedians to the most ordinary citizens.

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Get away from that tree, before it dies!

Well its early yet!

Boogie,boogie,boogie!

Yes, but I'll talk to you about that later!

He really is an idiot!

Take a letter!

Well a Gala Day is enough for me!

Marry me and make me miserable!

Yea darling, let me cover your face with kisses!

Parden me, while I have a strange interlude!

One morning I shot an Elephant in my pajamas!

So much for business, lets get down to pleasure!

I could dance with you until the cows come home!

Thats the most nauseating proposition I ever heard!

Well then there can't be much to it, forget about it!

Why don't you fellas be nice, get outta here before I get arrested!

You've got the brain of a four year old boy, and I bet he was glad to get rid of it!

Hey, you big bully, whats the idea of hitting that little bully!

You know, I could rent you out as a decoy for duck hunters!

Don't look now but there is one man to many in this room and I think it's you!

Remember, your fighting for this womans honor...

Do you suppose I could buy back my introduction to you!

I've got a good mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it!

Sir, you try my patience. Don't mind if I do...

You have got money haven't you, because if you haven't, we can quit right now!

Well thats dandy, I'll ask you for them someday, remind me will you?

The next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you will ya!

Why don't you bore a hole in yourself and let the sap run out!

How much would you want to stand at the wrong end of a shooting gallery?

Your heading for a breakdown, why dont you pull yourself to pieces!

Well, you could be from the way you've overflown your banks!


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